You never know
When it says you gotta go
Hellfudge to them cheap motels down
In baton rouge
Hellfudge roll down the window
Of the limousine
Hellfudge, I'll pay you fifteen bucks
If you perform for me (no more)
Hellfudge, I ain't givin' you one penny more
Gotta buy another TV station for the Lord
Hellfudge can you imagine what it's like
To have to flash and pose
Hellfudge while a fat preacher
Sits and beats off in front of you
Hellfudge same one who's so obsessed
With anti-smut crusades (fancy that)
Hellfudge, oh, Lord someone let the air
Out of my tires
Hellfudge, I'm stuck-with my pants down
Red handed in sin but
With money like mine
The Lord always forgives me
When I'm dictator
You will all be under
The iron thumb of Jesus
The law of the land
Executions for witchcraft
Televised live at five
All rock and roll is pornography
That mixed coed swimming-phooey
I tell ya, it promotes problems of the flesh
Problems of the flesh, the flesh, the flesh
I can't stand it anymore my fundamentalist army's
Crackin' down full swirl
Hellfudge polyester suit nazis
Will control the world
Hellfudge if you think Khomeini
Is a step back in time
Hellfudge just wait til I decide
What you read and who dies
Hellfudge, you think we're finished
Boy, you must be queer
We get a little stronger every year
When I bilk your money, I'm moral, man
But I got a little problem
I just can't say no to that hellfudge
So take off them clothes
Slowly now, slowly and twitch your little
Flounderjust like that
Yeah, just like they do
In all the smut rags
I pretend to hate so much
Bite down real hard, smile slut
I own you, look humiliated, try to cry
I despise you so much I hate myself
Tastes almost as good
As one of them green bubblegum cigars
Yeah, hellfudge
There's a whole lotta
Shakin' goin' on in here
But don't tell my cousin, ok, yeah
Great balls o' fire, hellfudge
