Tom: A A I wanna tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wife D who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High A Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play D E A and she said Mama got a note here from the Harper Valley PTA Well, the note said Mrs. Johnson you're wearing your dresses way to high D it's reported you been drinkin' and a'runnin 'round with men and going wild A and we don't believe you oughta be a'bringin' up your little girl this way D E A and it was signed by the secretary Harper Valley PTA A# Well, it happened that the PTA was gonna meet that very afternoon D# and they were sure surprised when Mrs. Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room A# and as she walked up the blackboard I can still recall the words she had to say D# F she said I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper A# Valley PTA Well, there's Bobby Taylor sitting there and seven times he's asked me for a date D# and Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away A# And Mr. Baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town? D# And shouldn't Witta Jones be told to keep her window shades F A# all pulled completely down B Well, Mr. Harper couldn't be here cause he stayed too long at Kelly's bar again E And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin B And then you have the nerve to tell me you think that as a mother I'm not fit E well, this is just a little Peyton Place and you're all F# B Harper Valley hypocrites No, I wouldn't put you on because it really did, it happened just this way E F# B the day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA E F# B the day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA