I can hear young yuppies yellin', "The blues just ain't for me" But if you're drivin' a taxi, And you got a PhD You got the blues, young yuppy Sometimes you have 'em every day There ain't no doubt about it, Sometimes it be that way Your Visa's at the limit, Your Mastercard is too, Your second mortgage payment On your condo's overdue You got the blues, young yuppy Sometimes you have 'em every day There ain't no doubt about it, Sometimes it be that way (solos) You're thirto-two and holding Things are going from bad to worse You better hug it while you can There ain't no luggage on the hearse You got the blues, young yuppy Sometimes you have 'em every day There ain't no doubt about it, Sometimes it be that way Sometimes it be that way Sometimes it be that way Sometimes it be that way Sometimes it be that way (all together:) Sometimes it be that way (etc. till fade)