Last night I found some lipstick on your collar But today I'm not concerned with where you've been It's the hundredth time it's happened but I'm happy Today you swore you'd never cheat on me again Everyday's a happy day for fools I hide my pride and throw away the rules Smile and then agree with your excuse Everyday's a happy day for fools When you stay out all night long you've got a reason And you tell me everything that I don't know If there's a better man I'll never find him I know because each night you tell me so Everyday's a happy day for fools