Tom: C#m
E Ab7 C#m
When I'm with my clubber friends
F#m A2 B
I take reluctantly whatever drugs they put in my hand
E Ab7 C#m
And when I'm with my nerd friends
F#m A2 B
I laugh at references I don't understand
E Ab7 C#m
And when I'm with my football mates
A2 F#m
I sit there quietly and wait
Bsus4 B
Until they're not talking about football
[Break 1]
Bm G7
But when I'm alone
Bm G7
I go into my kitchen and I eat it all out
Bm G7
When I'm alone
Bm G7
I sit at my computer and I fart my brains out
Em C7
When I'm alone
Em C7
I click on sites you won't believe
A7
Why am I deleting my history?
B C B A
Who am I trying to deceive?
[Verse 2]
E Ab7 C#m
And when I'm with my stoner friends
F#m A2 B
We go to munchie heaven and I eat all the jam
E Ab7 C#m
And when I see my ex-girlfriend
F#m A2 B
I tell her all about how happy I am
E Ab7 C#m
And when I'm with my political mates
A2 F#m
I sit there quietly and wait
Bsus4 B
Until they're not talking about football.
[Break 2]
Bm G7
But when I'm alone
Bm G7
I curl up on the floor and I pretend I'm dying
Bm G7
When I'm alone
Bm G7
I masturbate at my own reflection crying
Em C7
When I'm alone
Em C7
I see how drunk I can get
B C B A
I look my ex up on the internet
La la la la la la…
[Break 3]
Bm G7
And then I make myself sick
Bm G7
To make the voices go away
Bm G7
And then I eat up the sick
Bm G7
To make the voices all come back
Em C7
And when I'm alone
Em C7
I get confused and upset
B C B A
I look myself up on the internet.
