Tom: C C Am F G I'm surfin' with Patricia Routledge, upon the waves of blue C Am F G Am And I'm surfin' with Patricia Routledge, just like I've always wanted to do Am F D7 Just me and Patricia, there's nowhere cooler to be C Am F G C I'm in love when Patricia's surfin' with me [Verse 2] C Am F G Miss Routledge isn't a surfer, she can't keep up with me C Am F G Am I'm riding all the waves and, she keeps on falling into the sea Am F D7 Keep trying Patricia, you're doing marvellously C Am F G C I'm in love when Patricia's surfin' with me [Bridge] F F She doesn't look to happy, she wants to be elsewhere D7 D7 G G7 I know it's cold, and I know it's raining, but I won that competition fair and square [Verse 3] C Am F G So I'm surfin' with Patricia Routledge, riding my cares away C Am F G Am And I'll be surfin' with Patricia Routlege, until at least the end of the day Am F D7 Stop crying, Patricia, I don't want people to see C Am F G C F G C F G C I'm in love when Patricia's surfin' with me, when Patricia's surfin' with me, when Patricia's surfin' with me