Tom: D D D2 G A D D2 D D G As I walk into this honkytonk bad luck showed up again A D D2 D in the form of my old lady in the arms of my best friend. G She said "Darlin, oh my darlin won't you take me back A again" I said leave me hear to smoke my mind alone D D2 D where I stand. Chorus D So I rolled a smoke and I made a joke G A and I smoked a little sin. Cause whiskey would be risky D D2 D G A D D2 D in the state of mind I'm in. D G So I sailed down to Mexico bad luck showed up again, A in the form of Los Banditos with their rifles in their D D2 D G hands. Los Banditos, Los Banditos take the money from A my hand. Just leave me here to smoke my mind, alone in D D2 D the sand. Chorus D So I rolled a smoke and I made a joke G A and I smoked a little sin. Cause whiskey would be risky D D2 D in the state of mind I'm in. Yeah whiskey would be risky G A in the state of mind I'm in. Los Banditos came and took D D2 D the money from my hand. Yeah liquer would be quicker G G/F# Em if I didn't have you old friend. Cause whiskey would be A D D2 D G A D D2 D risky in the state of mind I'm in. D G As I crawled across the border, bad luck showed up again A D D2 D in the form of Federalis with their pistols drawn again. D G Federalis, Federalis no I won't come back again, just A D D2 D leave me with some whiskey oh and leave me one last sin. Chorus D So I rolled a smoke and I made a joke G A and I smoked a little sin. Cause whiskey would be risky D D2 D in the state of mind I'm in. D G Yeah whiskey would be risky in the state of mind I'm in. A D D2 D Federalis came and took away all my sin. Yeah liquer G G/F# Em would be quicker if I didn't have you old friend. Cause A D D2 D whiskey would be risky in the state of mind I'm in. G A D D2 D D G A D D2 D Now my song is almost done and it's the morning after. D G As I woke up this morning, bad luck showed up again in A D the form of empty poskets, no more woman no more sin. D G Whiskey oh dear whiskey you're still my favorite friend. A Cause liqueor would be quicker in the state of mind I'm D G A D in.