Where would we be Without the sun on our backs And the Government at our throats The old kids on the dock And the women getting votes Where would we be Without the loving care of some Who watch till we get home Never leave that sacred place Till it's time for a new road Where would we be And the women, oh the women Take us in their arms Comfort us when we're young And spoil us when we're old Where would we be Now that God has disappeared To join the SDP Now that civil war beckons In every country No more wars eh! Where have I heard that one before They need the wars not us It keeps the national pride from Withering away Where would we be