Back when we were kids We were so true & we were healthy And we had the finest heart a kid could have 'Cos we ate lettuce But I know that something's changed Why did you do it? I am not a fool I notice you've been acting strange And you don't look like who you were before And junk food made you evil Made you evil Made you evil Why the fuck you left me here? I thought that we would die with the finest heart Junk food made you evil Why did you have to eat those burritos? I couldn't see the kind of danger you were driving yourself into I still love you But I can't see yourself into your eyes So I guess it's time to say goodbye You can do what you want And you'll do what you please But don't come cry on my shoulder When we get older 'Cos I won't be there I hope you can forgive me, sometimes I overreact But you're my friend and I get worried As I see you growing fat Can't you remember when we promised to each other Our cholesterol would never go above 189 What are you doing? You're betraying me and I can't help the feeling Junk food made you evil Made you evil Made you evil Junkfood made you evil Why did you have to eat those burritos? The plastic toys inside the paper bags Have they got you hypnotized?