Isn't it rich, are we a pair Me here at last on the ground You in mid-air - send in the clowns uh… uh… uh… uh… Isn't it bliss, don't you approve One who keeps tearing around One who can't move... Where are the clowns send in the clowns... Just when i'd stopped… opening doors Finally knowing the one that i wanted was yours Making my entrance again with my usual flair Sure of my lines - no one is there uh… uh… uh… Don't you love farce - my fault i fear I thought that you'd want what i want - sorry my dear But where are the clowns' - quick send in the clowns Don't bother, they're here... Isn't it rich - isn't it queer Losing my timing this late in my... career Where are the clowns - there ought to be clowns Well maybe next year…