Tom: D Intro: D D Well, I walked in to one of my old haunts. G D It used to be a honky-tonk Heaven. D Some old slicker done bought the place, G D An' lit it up like a 7-11. D Yes, they fired the band that used to play, G D "Okie From Muskogee". D An' hired some dude with his hat on back'ards, G D Singin' hip-hop and karaoke. G Shoulda know it was gonna happen, D Bein' this close town. E Oh but I know a beer joint back in the woods, A That them city folks still ain't found. D F You make a right at the stomp with the barbed wire in it, G D Where the old church used to be. D F Then a mile mad curve on the gravel, G D Gonna throw you right off the road into Choctaw Creek. D F There's a one-lane bridge, just keep it in the middle, G D Pretty soon that road's gonna end. D Welcome to Ray Ray's Juke Joint down in the holler: Y'all come back again. Mmm, Mmm, ah ha. D We got ice-cold beer, an' chicken an' ribs, G D Cookin' on the grill out back. D Three plays for a quarter on the jukebox in the corner, G D An' it's full of Hank, Haggard an' Cash. D They got a long-legged waitress wearin' cut-off jeans; G D She's quick to take your order. D Better leave her a tip but don't give her no lip, y'all: G D That girl is Ray Ray's daughter. G They'll make you feel like family, D An' everybody is your friend. E But there's been folks messed up down there, A That ain't never been seen again. D F You make a right at the stomp with the barbed wire in it, G D Where the old church used to be. D F Then a mile mad curve on the gravel, G D Gonna throw you right off the road into Choctaw Creek. D F There's a one-lane bridge, just keep it in the middle, G D Pretty soon that road's gonna end. D Welcome to Ray Ray's Juke Joint down in the holler: Y'all come back again. G D E A D F You make a right at the stomp with the barbed wire in it, G D Where the old church used to be. D F Then a mile mad curve on the gravel, G D Gonna throw you right off the road into Choctaw Creek. D F There's a one-lane bridge, just keep it in the middle, G D Pretty soon that road's gonna end. D Welcome to Ray Ray's Juke Joint down in the holler: