I decided to soak up
some sun on an R family cruise
There were gays, straights and bis
And a couple of confused
But to my surprise
Ms. She Bop was headline in the star dust room
And the girl still gotta
She belted out a bunch
Of my favorite tunes
I ran into her after
Had to get a picture
No, I'm not a stalker
I just think Cyndi Lauper
But when I tried to ask her
Could I get a picture
I loved your show
Cyndi Lauper said no!
(Could she be so cold)
No-oh oh, Cyndi Lauper said no
(Let her true colors shine)
She Bop said no
(She's so unusual)
Cyndi Lauper said no
('Cause she hurt me so)
Cyndi Lauper said no
I was a little upset
She know I've never been dissed
by a celebrity
But she wanna be rude
How could she act so cruel
With a fan like me
I wanted just a few seconds
... hey, Cyndi
How hard can that be?
Why did I even bother
It's not like she's Madonna
I like Cyndi Lauper
But I never stalk her
Just wanted a picture
Hey we're on a boat
Where did she have to go
But Cyndi Lauper said no!
(Could she be so cold)
No-oh oh, Cyndi Lauper said no
(Let her true colors shine)
She Bop said no
(She's so unusual)
Cyndi Lauper said no
('Cause she hurt me so)
Cyndi Lauper said no
Wanna throw your cds just to show
How much you've hurt me
My radio will get the channel changed
If it starts another of your songs
Girls just wanna have
I hope that I
...
so all your fans
Will get the best of you
Think twice
About the thing you do
'Cause it was wrong
When Cyndi said no
It was wrong
Where did she have to go
Yeah it was wrong
5 seconds...
But Cyndi Lauper said no
(Could she be so cold)
Oh oh, Cyndi Lauper said no
(Let her true colors shine)
She bop said no
(She's so unusual)
Cyndi Lauper said no
('Cause she hurt me so)
Cyndi Lauper said no
