Ohh, ahh A-ha - yeah, yeah I've known a few guys who thought they Were pretty smart But you've got it right down to an art You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall You're a regular original, a know-it-all Ohh oohh You think you're special Ohh oohh You think you're something else Okay, so you're a rocket scientist That don't impress me much So you got the brains/looks/moves But have you got the touch And don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night That don't impress me much A-ha - yeah, yeah I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket And a comb up his sleeve, just in case And all that extra hold gel in your hair ought to lock it 'Cause heaven forbid it should fall out of place Okay, so you're Brad Pitt That don't impress me much You're one of those guys who like to shine his machine And baby take off my shoes before you let me get in I can't believe you'd kiss your car goodnight Now come on baby tell me You must be joking right? Okay, so you got a car You think your cool but have you got the touch, na na But don't get me wrong Yeah I think you're alright, but that won't keep me warm On the long, cold, lonely nights That don't impress me much A-ha - yeah, yeah Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something? That don't impress me much