I'm not here just drinking someone's mem'ry away But i wish i had someone i could leave so i could stay I'm not the kind who runs around and cheats on his wife Cause if i had someone to cheat on i'd go home tonight I don't like this honky tonking drinkin' all the time But i wish i had someone i was drinkin' off my mind If i had someone to do wrong i only do her right Cause if i had someone to cheat on i'd go home tonight There's no one at home waiting for me No one to hold when i turn out the lights Once i knew a man who cheated and threw away his life Now if i had someone to cheat on i'd go home tonight If i had someone to cheat on i'd go