Let me tell you 'bout Humphrey the camel Amblin' across the sands (Um) All the nomads givin' him a great big hand He's a big ugly mammal and he's very, very hairy All the sheiks know he's a swingin' dromedary Uh huh, oh yeah Talkin' bout Humphrey the camel In the middle of the night by the light of an Arab moon They say that you can see him stompin' up and down the dunes He's a big raunchy cat, but he swings right along Groovin' to the beat of a Nashville song Uh huh (uh huh) oh yeah (oh yeah) Talkin' bout Humphrey the camel Everybody digs Humphrey the camel Come see the camel, Humphrey the camel He's about a jumper, a real hip humper Talkin' bout Humphrey the camel Down at the oasis, the Arabs are pickin' their dates They're goin' to a party up at the Sultan's place There's a camel named Camelia, and Humphrey's gonna bring 'er One big drink and he's a seven day swinger Uh huh (uh huh) oh yeah (oh yeah) Talkin' bout Humphrey the camel Authentic camel love call! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh HELP! Oooooooooooh HELP! HELP!! Everybody digs Humphrey the camel Come see the camel, Humphrey the camel He's about a jumper, a real hip humper Talkin' bout Humphrey the camel Down at the oasis, the Arabs are pickin' their dates They're goin' to a party up at the Sultan's place There's a camel named Camelia, and Humphrey's gonna bring 'er One big drink and he's a seven day swinger Uh huh (uh huh) oh yeah (oh yeah) Talkin' bout Humphrey the camel Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh HELP! I'd walk a mile for a oooooooooh HELP! Pick it, Omar! HELP?