Tom: Em F C G Em Am e-|---1-----0-----3-----0-----0---| B-|---1-----1-----3-----0-----1---| G-|---2-----0-----0-----0-----2---| D-|---3-----2-----0-----2-----2---| A-|---3-----3-----2-----2-----0---| E-|---1-----x-----3-----0-----x---| Intro - F C The city children, they know how to breed They've touched some love, but they believe in need F C I said to myself, I said, "I... I jerk those tears I don't cry." C The downtown bigots, they want to be friends I filled their cup up until they said when F C I said to myself, I said, "I... I jerk those tears I don't cry." G F I feel a fever, a generation C Em I am just human, I’m information F G It's true, it's true C You gonna die, die, die, and do that tear jerk And cry, cry, cry, and do that tear jerk F C Why? Why? Why? And do that tear jerk, too F G C I do that tear jerk, I do that tear jerk for you C The progress mongers, the southpaws of smoke Full-formed veneers for us average folks F C I said to myself, I said, "I... I jerk those tears I don’t cry." C And after us, the engines will search For fashion youth, the signs and wonders in shirts F C I said to myself I said, "I... I jerk those tears I don't cry." G F I feel a fever, a generation C Em I am just human, I’m information F G It's true, it's true C You gonna die, die, die, and do that tear jerk And cry, cry, cry, and do that tear jerk F C And I, I, I, I do that tear jerk, its true C You gonna die, die, die, and do that tear jerk And cry, cry, cry, and do that tear jerk F C Why? Why? Why? And do that tear jerk, too F G C I do that tear jerk, I do that tear jerk for you (This part is mostly drums, so I like to just do one stab at the beginning of each line and maybe do a light tapping on the guitar so that it's not completely a capella. I'll provide the chords I do the stabs of.) C I stole these rhythms from the man who had them, and uh F He wiped his chin down with Uncle Tom's napkin, and uh C He said you choose this day whom you will serve, and uh F Take bits of grace, not just the things you will deserve, and uh Am "Well, Jesus Christ," I said "you're changing your mind.", and uh C You're turning water back from that wine F (resume playing normally) It's the day the Lord has made and the year of rabbits, too G I got my calendar mind and it's set on you C I'm gonna die, die, die, and do that tear jerk Why? Why? Why? And do that tear jerk F C And I, I, I, I do that tear jerk, its true C You gonna die, die, die, and do that tear jerk Why? Why? Why? And do that tear jerk F C And I, I, I, and do that tear jerk, it's true F G C I do that tear jerk, I do that tear jerk for you F G C (let ring) I do that tear jerk, I do that tear jerk for you