Tom: D [Riff 1] D G D G X3 E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----3-----3-----3-----3---------3-----3-----3-----0-----------------------| G|---2-----2-----0-----0---------2-----2-----0-----0---/4-2------------------| D|-0-----4-----2-----0---------0-----4-----2-----0----------4-2-0------------| A|-------------------------0-2------------------------------------0-2--------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| Em Aadd9 E|-----------0---------0------------0-------0--------------------------------| B|---------0---------0------------0-------0-------0--------------------------| G|-------0---------0-----0------6-------6-------6----------------------------| D|-----2---------2------------7-------7-------7------------------------------| A|---4---------4------------0------------------------------------------------| E|-0-------------------------------------------------------------------------| G Gm E|----7-7--------10-10-------15-15-15-14-12----------------------------------| B|----8-8--------12-12-------11-11-11-11-11----------------------------------| G|--0------0---0-------0---0-------------------------------------------------| D|-0---------0-----------0---------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D G D G Aadd9 A Aadd9 A e||------------------------------------------------------------------0-0---0-0| B||-----3-----3-----3-----3---------3-----3-----3-----0--------------0-2---0-2| G||---2-----2-----0-----0---------2-----2-----0-----0---/4-2---------2-2---2-2| D||-0-----4-----2-----0---------0-----4-----2-----0----------4-2-0---2-2---2-2| A||-------------------------0-2------------------------------------0-----0----| E||---------------------------------------------------------------------------| [Verse 1] D G D Gabriele ha il naso a tubo di stufa G D C G e le calze le cambia a Natale. D G D Lavarsi non serve e il maschio ne perde, G D è la sua teoria. C Lui lustra le scarpe la domenica solo E|-0-3-2--0-2-3-2-0-2-3-2--0---0-2--0-2-3-2-0-2-3-2-------------------| B|-1-----------------------1-3----------------------------------------| G|-0-----------------------0------------------------------------------| D|-2-----------------------2------------------------------------------| A|-3-----------------------3------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------| per la santa funzione E|-0---0-2--0-2-3-2-0-2-3-2-------------------0-----------------------| B|-1-3-----------------------1-0--------------1-----------------------| G|-0-------------------------0---0h2p0--------0-----------------------| D|-2-------------------------2---------0-2-0--2-----------------------| A|-3-------------------------3----------------3-----------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------| D e spia le mogli degli altri all’acquasantiera. D G D G D [Riff 1] [Verse 2] G D Gabriele è uno schiavo dei porno - libretti G D C G e a casa rinnova un suo rito D G D lui stende sul letto le donnine di carta G D poi le chiama per nome: C "Amore, tesoro, dolcezza mia bella, Sandrona la sexy!" D Poi si butta per terra, piangendo la sua disperazione. D G D G [Riff 1] [Bridge] A Em Dopo otto ore di zappa D A la voglia di amare gli scoppia nel cuore A Em no, non è bello in campagna D A e a parte le bestie è meglio il cappotto E e di corsa al Parco Sempione. E E4 E X3 E|--------------------------0-0-0-0------| B|--------------------------0-0-0-0------| G|--------------------------2-2-2-1------| D|-------------0-2-0-4-0-2--2-2-2-2------| A|-------0-2-4--------------2-2-2-2------| E|-0-2-4--------------------0-0-0-0------| E A E|--------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------0-2-0-4-0-2-2-0-0--------------| D|-------------0-2-0-4-0-2-------0-2-4-------------------4------------| A|-------0-2-4-------------0-2-4--------------------------------------| E|-0-2-4--------------------------------------------------------------| D G D G [Riff 1] X2 [Verse 3] D G D Gabriele ha sposato la vedova Ricci G D C G una donna di novantadue chili D G D lei lo picchia ogni sera con il nerbo di bue G D e gli mette il tacco sul collo C poi lo chiama tesoro, dolcezza mia bella, Gabriele D’Annunzio. D Poi si butta per terra piangendo la sua disperazione. 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