Ice T

99 Problems

Ice T


featuring Brother Marquis 

[Ice T] 
Yeah last year a lot of motherfuckers ask me 
Why did you no ??? some shit 
But this year I went to Miami and got my nigger 
From 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house 

[Brother Marquis] Yeah I am the motherfuckin nigger 
[Ice T] 
Yeah we are goin to answer the questions about girl problems 
Always nigger has his girl problem Marq 
[Brother Marquis] Ah tell'em man tell'em 
[Ice-T] Lemme tell you what time is it... 

[Ice-T] 
I got a whore from the east 
Got a whore from the west 
Got a whore that likes to jack it off 
And rubb it in her chest 
I got a whore from the north 
A whore from the south 
A whore that likes to suck at long and hold it in her mouth 
I got a bitch with hair 
A bitch with none 
A bitch with a knife 
A bitch with a gun 
A bitch with an ass bigger than the T.V. set 
And there is a bitch over there 
Hey the one I am gonna get 
But yo, maybe not, she might not like me though 
No sweat to event 
I sell my sister though, word. 
I sell the whole damn herd 
I fuck em all and leave em on the culrve 
I got a bitch with a mic 
Who like perfector link 
Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink 
Got a bitch with tits 
A bitch with ass 
A bitch with none 
But hey I give her the best 

But I love em all I love em crazily 
And they love me back thats why they stay with me 
So if you have a girl problem 
I'll be there for you son 
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one 
Hit it 

No a bitch ain't one 

[Ice-T] 
I got a bitch thats old 
A bitch who is new 
A bitch who likes velvet in the colors blue 
I got a bitch who is fat 
A bitch who is built 
A bitch that all her titties give up her milk 
I got a bitch who is funny 
A bitch who ain't 
A bitch who can sing 
A bitch who can't 
A bitch who love fuckin on the airplane 
I even got a bitch off soul train (not for sure) 
I got a bitch who is over ragged up pins 
Long ends 
I got a bitch who is broke as a bomb 
But she is the most fun 
I got a bitch who play piano 
A bitch who don't 
A bitch who dances naked 
A bitch who won't 
A bitch who's short 
A bitch who's tall 
A bitch who burns my pager with priority calls 

And I love em all I love em crazily 
And they love me back thats why they stay with me 
So if you have a girl problem 
I'll be there for you son 
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one 
Hit me 

[Ice-T] 
Yo Marquis you from Miami man, 
Why won't you show those motherfuckers all the over the world 
That 2 Live style of how a bitch is threated 
Motherfucker a nigger like you 

[Brother Marquis] 
I got 99 problems a bitch ain't one 
I am going not to threat any whores 
Cause I don't need none of em 
Push them to temptation 
Ditch to persuasion 
All the whores suck cock 
Nigger how you play em 
Thats why I don't sleep with em 
I just freak on em 
Gig the dick in their mouth 
Take it out 
And I sky on them 
That nigger that white nighter 
The bitch exciter 
I only love my whores when I go up inside em 
Problem number one is gettin money 
I rather take the green than sit the honey 
So don't expect none 
Cause I ain't offering 
And I go hunting my bitch cause I ain't softening 
Cause I never never softening 
Pulling demands on em 
Fuckin em and scream on them 
The wham bamb thank you mam 
The game is ran on em 
So fuck how you feel 
You are fuckin cheap thrill 
I hope you took the pill I won't pay the bill 
Getting pussy is just another expense 
Your pussy pays the bills 
The dick pays the rent 
I only need a hope from one thing and thats to come 
I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one 

[Ice-T] 
Ha! 
You Marquis my motherfuckin you got problems man ? 
A bitch ain't one 
Ah shit 
Let me tell you how to do that shit 

[Ice-T & (Marquis)] 
(I got a bitch that loves to gink) 
She'll fuck you 
After she fucks me 
(I got a bitch who loves both) 
I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes 
I got a bitch that's fast 
A bitch that's slow 
(A bitch that is a virgin 
And a bitch that is a hoe) 
A bitch that lies 
(A bitch that trues) 
A bitch who is a man 
Because they are bitches too 
I got a bitch that is cool 
(A bitch that is hut) 
A bitch who loves rap 
A bitch who loves rock 
A bitch who is lost 
And one who know what is that 
She gets right in front of me 
And posses like a cat 

[Brother Marquis] 
I got a bitch that runs 
I got a bitch that walks 
I got a bitch that yells 
I got a bitch who talk 

[Ice-T] 
I got a bitch that is dirty 
Got a bitch that is neat 
I got a super farm bitch that I am not gonna swap me 

And I love em all I love em crazily 
And they love me back thats why they stay with me 
So if you have a girl problem 
I'll be there for you son 
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one 
Hit me 

[Ice-T] 
No a bitch ain't one 
[Marquis] 
Ah, you know a bitch ain't one 

Outro: 
[Ice-T] 
You know what I am saying 
I got problems my motherfuckin rent Marquis 
But a bitch ain't one 

[Brother Marquis] 
Maybe got yourself nothing man 
Fucking 
Ragging 
Spanking 
Assholes nigger 

[Ice-T] 
A bitch ain't one 
I got a problems stay out here on the streets 
With the police tryin to take them out 
You know 
But a bitch ain't one 
Got problems motherfuckers 
Buying my records 
But a bitch ain't one 
[Brother Marquis] 
Fuck em all 
Fuck em motherfucker 
[Ice-T] 
You know what I am saying 
A bitch ain't one 
Got problems man 
[Brother Marquis] 
All of motherfuckers kiss my motherfuckin ass