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The war cry of the raging drunken sot 
That sends un-welcome pains right up your bot 
It bellows forth from coperate windows all night long 
mucks up common thought of right and wrong 

Uncoolohol 
Uncoolohol 

The war cry of the drinker of the drink 
Can sends your senses reeling to the brink 
Watch your poison breath and outlook 
Pute and dial 
Loose all sense of reason, too much style 

Uncoolohol 
Uncoolohol 
Uncool 

The war cry of the boozer of the booze 
In normal state of little left to loose 
Winced and witnessed blood and bandage 
Not a care 
Splashing noxious liquids everywhere 

Uncoolohol 
Uncoolohol 
Uncoolohol 
Uncoolohol 
Uncoolohol 
Uncoolohol 
Uncoolohol 
Uncoolohol 
Uncool