Dotsuitare honpo desu Sammui ondokei mainasu yondo desu E dare no sei? Tte ondore ya ondore Potto de shiroutogei ni sasu todome Tateita ni mizu sarasara to nagareru ga Nagasareru ki wa sarasara nai Mushiro ore iro ni massara ni nurude Sasaran yatsu wa oranyaro? Iu te Furi mo dashi mo kiite hen raimu ja Furidashi ni modoru sono te no daisu Imasara jitabata shitemo shiran ga na Tamuketaro ka? Higanbana I’m a tragic comedy, no. 1 Matta nashi kyou mo maku ga aitara Kuchi no waruso na oshiri ni oshioki chuu Igo omishiri oki wo yoroshuu hona ne Hora ugomeku daitokai Koyoi mo yurameku supottoraito Yudanete mi iya sono mi wo Ladies & gentlemen Sukkyanen tte hold me tight Aa oosaka dreamin’ night “Yakamashii gurai ga choudo eewa” Kore ga naniwa no sutairii “Yooku iwaremasse messa shibui” “Yo! Kuishibare okuba to kenshi” “Monku tareru kasu wa minna girutii” Dotsuitare hompo in the building Rei amayado Entenka sura koorasu gerende sura tokasu Teren tekuda no kazu gensen suru tefuda Fukuro no nezumi-chan ga mata Furasu chi no ame call me rainmaker Namida to kane call me rainmaker Sashidasu kasa hora Itsudemo ame yadore, hadaka no baby awaya dorei Demo damasareta no wa anata no sei Ikasazu korosazu shi tsukeru Kyoushi manzaishi ishi bengoshi Shi to aogare shi mono, mina petenshi Ore wa MC hito yonde mastermind Hora ugomeku daitokai Koyoi mo yurameku supottoraito Yudanete mi iya sono mi wo Ladies & gentlemen Sukkyanen tte hold me tight Aa oosaka dreamin’ night “Yakamashii gurai ga choudo eewa” Kore ga naniwa no sutairii “Yooku iwaremasse messa shibii” “Yo! Kuishibare okuba to kenshi” “Monku tareru kasu wa minna girutii” Dotsuitare hompo in the building Ah, o-ore? Ok, e-etto… Doushiyo Ah, ore wa rosho… Tsutsujimori Tsudzuki no moji ga detekohen Ah, yabai, doushiyo, aah… Yabai gomen doushiyoo! Iya, ore no ban ya warikomi suna! Orera ga kumeba icchou agarissho!] Rosho tsutsujimori Shoumona, iya dajare yan Koko ni kite no dajare, akaten Rosho tsutsujimor Iya, gaki no tsukai arahen de omae Rosho tsutsujimori Ja, toki ni ai no muchi, oufukubinta? [akan, akan!] Maiku nigireba yousha wa shinai Kyouikushi naosu kyoufuku no hitoya Ningen ika doubutsu miman no heitaa Shitsukeru toppu buriidaa!!! Hora ugomeku daitokai Koyoi mo yurameku spotlight Yudanetemii ya sono mi wo Ladies & gentlemen Sukkyanentte hold me tight Aa oosaka dreamin’ night Yakamashii gurai ga choudo ee wa Kore ga naniwa no sutairii Yo~ku iwaremasse messa shibui Yo! Kuishibare okuba to kenshi Monku tareru kasu wa minna girutii Dotsuitare hompo in the building