Tom: G G A Am D C Please stop reading all of those young adult novels G A Am D C G Like "Looking for Alaska" or "The Perks of Being a Wallflower" A Am D C There’s more to life than romance and butterflies G A Am D C But you'll never learn if you keep on taking advice from 15-year-old guys G A Am D C [Verse] G A Am D C Don’t make it seem poetic that you met a boy back in high school G A Am D C And he was so sweet and cool that you wish you were not 22 G A Am D C G You’re living in the past, that boy is working at a grocery store A Am D C While you work on your PhD in Sociology G A Am D [Chorus] C G And everything you’d thought you’d learned D C G Was a misreading of terms D C G F And now we’re anchored to illogical thoughts D C G We’ll always be 13 at heart D C G We’ll always be 13 at heart D C F We’ll always be 13 at heart D C G At least until we start reading Hemingway