I spent a fourth of my life chasin' women
And I guess booze took up another quarter
My whole life long has been wine women and song
But not necessarily in that order
There's not much I ain't done and I've sure had some fun
And the worst I ever had was the best
That's the way my life's been spent at least ninety percent
And I guess I just wasted the rest
How I used to roar up in Baltimore
Those gals know how to treat you right
Then I used to get stoned down in San Antone
I spent a year down there in one night
There's not much I ain't done and I've sure had some fun...
[ fiddle - dobro ] There's not much I ain't done and I've sure had some fun...
Oh I'm sorry I wasted the rest
