I had a chance to call But I didn't because my pride was so shot So I never returned the shit that I stole Under the premise that I might have forgot A chance to act Like the person I wanted to be Who is clever and cunning; oh, God, is he funny He knows what to say when departing So, say goodbye to your mother And the house that you had as a kid You're heading to college To discover who you wish you were is Goodbye to your mother And the house that you had as a kid (The person you wanted to be) You're heading to college To discover who you wish you were is Goodbye