Tom: G#m
E C#m
Surely you're joking
G#m F#
Calling me this late
E C#m
And sure, I have misspoken
G#m F#
Especially as of late
E C#m
Oh but the ten missed calls
G#m
Don't have the ring of last fall
F#
No no no not at all
E C#m
And surely you're joking
G#m F#
And the punchline isn't far
[Chorus]
E
Oh you're not gonna take it
C#m
No I'm not gonna take it
G#m F#
No we're not gonna take it on the road
E
Oh I'm not falling over
C#m
But I'm not calling sober
G#m F#
And I'm not gonna take this when I'm home
E C#m G#m F#
It's okay
E C#m G#m F#
It's okay
[Verse 2]
E C#m G#m F#
Surely the credits will note the junior script
E C#m G#m F#
And sure it's immature, and lacks a certain wit
E C#m G#m
Oh the pope has appeal, it doesn't need to feel real
F#
No no no that's his deal
E C#m
And surely you're joking
G#m F#
And the punchline isn't far
[Chorus]
E
Oh you're not gonna take it
C#m
No I'm not gonna take it
G#m F#
No we're not gonna take it on the road
E
Oh I'm not falling over
C#m
But I'm not calling sober
G#m F#
And I'm not gonna take this when I'm home
E C#m G#m F#
It's okay
E C#m G#m F#
It's okay
[Outro]
E C#m
Even though I know the blood is fake
G#m F#
The third act starts and it gets hard to take
E C#m
It isn't over, it isn't, is it?
G#m F#
From here on in, my it's sudden isnt it?
E C#m
And even though I know the blood is fake
G#m F#
The third act starts and love turns into hate
E C#m
It isn't over, oh is it
G#m F#
From here on in
