Tom: Dm Dm Am C Dm I woke up one morning, in the spring of 65 Dm Am C Dm Considering myself lucky, to be found alive. Dm Am C Dm I hitched up my horses, my business to pursue, Dm Am C Dm Instead of hauling four loads, I only hauled two. [Verse 2] Dm Am C Dm I'd had my fill of plowing, before the sun was high Dm Am C Dm The sunshine made my head feel strange, it was an honest try. Dm Am C Dm So I unhitched my mule, and saddled up my mare Dm Am C Dm And rode down to the grocery, to see what's doin there. [Verse 3] Dm Am C Dm Now farming folk for miles around were gathered in the store Dm Am C Dm Each saying that he'd never left his plow so soon before. Dm Am C Dm While talkin' of the mystery of God's unfolding will, Dm Am C Dm Old man Hawkins brought a load of whiskey from his still. [Verse 4] Dm Am C Dm Now most of us had never drunk so early in the day Dm Am C Dm But, since today was special, we got drunk anyway. Dm Am C Dm We got so drunk and crazy, that we all did agree, Dm Am C Dm To meet that very night, where the fiddle was to be. [Verse 5] Dm Am C Dm The night was clear as crystal, the moon was full and bright Dm Am C Dm And nothing looked familiar, in that pale, unearthly light. Dm Am C Dm There was no wind, no calling birds, in fact it was so still, Dm Am C Dm I scarcely drew a breath, till I'd reached old Laurel Hill. [Verse 6] Dm Am C Dm I'll tell you of our party, and how it did commence Dm Am C Dm When four of us jolly boys, got on the floor to dance. Dm Am C Dm The fiddler being willing, his arm a being strong, Dm Am C Dm He played the Crippled Kingfisher about four hours long. [Verse 7] Dm Am C Dm I see the morning star boys, I guess we danced enough Dm Am C Dm We'll spend another hour, in paying cash for cuff. Dm Am C Dm We'll go back to our plows, we'll whistle and we'll sing, Dm Am C Dm We never shall be guilty of another such a thing. [Verse 8] Dm Am C Dm Come all you newsy women,who gather news about Dm Am C Dm Don't tell no tales upon us, we're bad enough without. Dm Am C Dm Dont tell no tales up on us, and kick up any fuss, Dm Am C Dm You been guilty of the same thing, perhaps a whole lot worse.