The 21st century? Don't talk to me about the 21st century I am the fucking 21st century I am the triplet and the millennial whoop Asymmetry The new Europe I am every lonely, empty internet cafe in every lonely Empty American city I am the BP oil spill The desolate main street I am a disgraced Hollywood mogul I am revenge porn The Soviet hangover The baffled spectator at a flash mob I am the lovingly graspable future