I love the way your teeth stick out everytime you smile I love the way your eyes bulge like a crocodile I love your floppy ears and your shaggy-raggy hair I wrote this song for you to show how much I care I love the way you dribble when you eat your food I love the way you scratch though others say it's rude I love your snuffley-wuffley nose and the way your ears can bend But most of all I love you 'cause you're my best friend