Tom: Em Em I was looking at you from the back of the room C but you didn't notice me and you picked up your house phone Am B and I heard you tell some friend that you thought you were in love with me and I freaked out and I got scared and the world fell right in front of me Em C and I didn't want to hurt you and I loved you more than anyone I had ever met before and I thought you were a beauty Am and I wanted to be your friend and I wanted to hold your hand B but I didn't want to live with you or to have you in my bed Chorus: Em C Am B because I, I am good for no one and you are the perfect woman Em C Am B you know I, I am good for no one and you are the perfect woman Em - Am - C - B (with hammer-ons and pull-off) Verse: Em and then you told me we had some chemistry and I ran away C and I scared the shit out of two little rich kids who called me a freak and went looking for their dads Am and I panicked like a rookie on the first base one Sunday morning B I thought I would never make it home again or even make it through the season Em and then I rushed to seven sisters and I met the magic rabbit there and he C called me by my sweet name Am and he took me in his magic cape and he told me the mission that god had planned for me B he said take a plane to brazil and buy some good rocks there baby