I met an elder lady on a plane the other day She told me 'bout her dog whose name is Boo That he was an alcoholic in the good old fashioned way And that sometimes she herself indulges in a good old brandy too I looked at her and saw her eyes were real red and old Like two cherries from a century ago Then she opened up her purse and took out pictures from a fold That were wrinkled and that showed a girl in an oldtime Broadway show She looked and said 'Those were the days. Today's just Rock and Roll.' I said 'Listen Lady don't you know those Broadway days are gone? And wrinkled photos will not bring them back The roaring twenties ended such a long long time ago An that is something, with respect, That even you should know.' She stared at me in disbelief and firmly shook her head She gently put her skinny hands in mine 'I never tried to rearrange these times again my boy And these pictures are just memories That help me pass the time 'Cos I know it is yours It isn't mine.' I said 'Listen Lady don't you know the Broadway days are gone? And wrinkled photos will not bring them back The roaring twenties ended such a long long time ago An that is somethin, with respect, That even you should know.'