She's been going steady with a boy called eddie Staying out late every night Her dad's going mad and her mother is sad 'Cause they can't sleep at all 'cause they're uptight Says she likes to dance to my chemical romance She'll be dressed in black from head to toe Standing by the fire she looks like a vampire Says uncle stan to her aunty flo Calm down dad I'm growing up real fast I know what I'm doing I'm a teenager in love Calm down dad Nothing ever lasts I don't care what you've been told I'm still young and you're still old And the clash were 30 years ago She believes the nme and everything they write They say London's the place to be She's gonna get a flat by steve lamacq With holes in her settee She said her boyfriend eddie knows people off the telly And they wanna talk to me So see me in a nice frock on nevermind the buzzcocks I'm gonna be on TV Calm down dad I'm growing up real fast I know what I'm doing I'm a teenager in love Calm down dad Nothing ever lasts I don't care what you've been told I'm still young and you're still old And the clash were 30 years ago Gonna sing like kate nash In a cockney accent Even though she talks posh 'Cause I know where it's at There's nothing better in life than a snakebite And a kebab with chilli sauce And I'm not gonna work 'cause work is for jerks I'm a punk-rock girl with electric force And I'll travel round the world on a ten pound note On a silver black phantom bike And I'll sleep with a boy and I'll sleep with a girl And I'll decide which one I like I'm growing up real fast I know what I'm doing I'm a teenager in love Nothing ever lasts I don't care what you've been told I'm still young and you're still old And the clash were 30 years ago White riot I wanna riot White riot A riot of my own White riot I wanna riot White riot A riot of my own