Helen Love

Diet Coke Girl

Helen Love


Her name is Claire, she's an office executive
She wears white linen dresses with flair
She lives with a policeman
Plays squash on Thursday evenings
She's in love with Billy Joel
That's enough to kick her head in

The low-fat, high-fibre girl
Suns herself by the lake
She'll be late back to work
But her boss says it's OK
You know he really loves her

The diet-cola girl, the sugar-free boy
The diet-cola girl, the sugar-free boy
The diet-cola girl
We all want to destroy

It's really hot, there's a breeze from America
But she's so cool driving around
Got the stereo up loud
Loves her Michael Bolton
You can spot her in a crowd
She's the one to hang your coat on

The low-fat, high-fibre girl
Suns herself by the lake
She'll be late back to work
But her boss says it's OK
You know he really loves her

The diet-cola girl, the sugar-free boy
The diet-cola girl, the sugar-free boy
The diet-cola girl
We all want to destroy

Diet Coca-cola girl
Diet Coca-cola girl
Diet Coca-cola girl
Diet Coca-cola girl

She's not the real thing
She's not the real thing
She's not the real thing
She's not the real thing
She's not the real thing
She's not the real thing
Real thing