So once again I telephone the devil’s estate Please leave a message was all he could say It’s a familiar line I should have turned to God I went about my business in the usual way But someone’s at the door and the voices say Jehovah welcomes you and have a very nice day At a time of my life when I question every thing I don’t mind strong ambition oh but really What are you going to sell me today Now what have you done to us When you need a badge to reserve your place in heaven When the choice is clear, how come I’m still here Out shopping for religion And I don’t know how and I don’t know why And I don’t know who’s going to be that godly spirit in the sky So another representative has left me perplexed Spread it all around but you mustn’t have sex It’s a different combination every day So don’t eat the red meat, don’t eat the white meat Kill a swine, drink the wine, but don’t hurt the animals All this don’t add up to anything At a time of my life when I question every thing I don’t mind strong ambition oh but really What are you going to sell me today Now what have you done to us When you need a badge to reserve your place in heaven When the choice is clear, how come I’m still here Out shopping for religion And I don’t know how and I don’t know why And I don’t know who’s going to be that godly spirit in the sky