Oh this is crap, I’ve heard it all before That’s what you said as you clearly through my records on the floor And all I could think of to say Was don’t judge a book my its cover or some other dull cliché I showed you paintings by Escher You laughed and said you could do better I’m so glad your my rational friend I’ll bow down to your wisdom from this day till the end I don’t care what you say, I’m not listening anyway And it’ll take much more than a nuclear war to blow you away This guy’s a schmuck You said he’s unwell Pointing at the book by H.G.Wells I said that he’s worse than unwell – cos he’s dead Don’t you read inside your padded little cell ? I played you songs by Ray Davies You said the Kinks have been doing stuff like that for ages I’m so glad your my rational friend I’ll bow down to your wisdom from this day till the end I don’t care what you say, I’m not listening anyway And it’ll take much more than a nuclear war to blow you away So here we are with nothing to see Cos nothing gets past your credibility One day when they empty your mind They’ll be surprised at the junk they find And when this song gets a slating You’ll say I should have always listened to your ratings I’m so glad your my rational friend I’ll bow down to your wisdom from this day till the end I don’t care what you say, I’m not listening anyway And it’ll take much more than a nuclear war to blow you away