Billy comes home I've been waiting for so many years to find a reason to ride back home It's been a long time and these houses and haircuts and horrorbags I hardly would have recognised I call up my friend and he tells me his wondrous adventures in financial investment went wrong but I'm all right Jack I hate to say I've got no money but I'm happy this way so hey hey! Oh dear what have I done? I had an idea and took the money and ran... ...into a brick wall These goofs are bigger than me These goofs are better than me These goofs have friends in high places