Tom: E
D#°
Are we gonna have a problem?
D#°
You got a bone to pick?
You’ve come so far
D#°
why now are you pulling on my d**k?
D#°
I’d normally slap your face off
D#°
And everyone here could watch
But I’m feeling nice
Here’s some advice
Listen up, b**ch!
A#m
I like!
Lookin’ hot
Buying stuff they cannot
A#m
I like!
Drinkin’ hard
Maxin’ Dad’s credit card
A#m
I like!
Skippin’ gym
Scaring her
Screwing him
A#m
I like!
Killer clothes
A#m F A#m
Kickin’ nerds in the nose!
A#m
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack
Woah!
A#m
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsha with the quarterback
A#m C#5
Woah! Woah! Woah!
C#m F#m
Honey, whatchu waitin’ foooor?
E B7
Welcome to my candy stooore
C#m
It’s time for you to prove
E B
You’re not a loser anymooore
C° C#m Cm
Then step into my candy stoooore
A#m
Guys fall
At your feet
Pay the check
Help you cheat
A#m
All you
Have to do
Say goodbye to Shamoo
A#m
That freak’s
Not your friend
I can tell in the end
A#m
If she
Had your shot
She would leave you to rot
A#m
‘Course if you don’t care
Fine! Go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on
A#m
Woah!
Or forget the creep
And get in my jeep
Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn
A#m G#5
Woah! Woah! Woah!
C#m F#m
Honey, whatchu waitin’ fooor?
E B7
Welcome to my candy stooore
C#m
You just gotta prove
E B
You’re not a p***y anymooore
C° C#m
Then step into my candy store
A
You can join the team
E
Or you can b**ch and moan
B
You can live the dream
F#m
Or you can die alone
A
You can fly with eagles
E
Or if you prefer
B
Keep on testing me
C° D°
And end up like her!
Veronica, look!
Ram invited me to his homecoming party
This proves he’s been thinking about me
Color me stoked
I’m so happy!
F#5 G#5
Woah!
C#m
Honey, whachu waiting fo
Shut up, Heather!
E B
Step into my candy store!
C#m
Time for you to prove
E B
You’re not a lame a** anymooore
C°
Then step into my candy store
C#m G#m
It’s my candy store
A
It’s my candy
F#m
It’s my candy store
G#m
It’s my candy
G
It's my candy store
C#m
It’s my candy store
