Tom: E
[Intro]
D F#7 Bm7 Am7 D7
So things look bad, and your back's against the wall
G7M F#m7 Em7 A7(4) A7
Your whole existence seems fuckin' hopeless
D F#7 Bm7 Am7 D7
You're feelin' filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall
G7M F#m7 Em7 F#7(4/9) F#7
Can't face the world sober and dopeless
B/D# E A/C# D
You've lost your way, you think your life is wrecked
Em7 F#m7 G7M G#º A7
Well, let me just say you're correct
(Wait, what?)
[Refrão]
D E7
You're a loser, baby
G D
A loser, goddamn baby
A/C# Bm7 E7
You're a fucked-up little whiny bitch
(Hey!)
G A D
You're a loser, just like me
(Thanks, asshole)
D E7
You're a screws-loose boozer
G D
An only one-star reviews-er
A/C# Bm F#/A# A E
You're a power-bottom at rock bottom
G A4 D
But you got company
(This supposed to make me feel better?)
D F#7 Bm D
There was a time I thought that no one could relate
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To the gruesome ways in which I'm damaged
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But lettin' walls down, it can sometimes set you straight!
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We're all livin' in the same shit sandwich
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I sold my soul to a psychopathic freak
Em7 F#m7 G G#º A7
Haha! And you think that makes you unique?
(Get outta here, man!)
[Refrão]
D E7
We're both losers, baby
G D A/C#
We're losers, it's okay to be a
Bm E7
Coked-up, dick-suckin' ho?
G A D
Baby, that's fine by me
D E7
I'm a loser, honey
G D
A schmoozer and a dummy
A/C# Bm7 F#/A# A E
But at least I know I'm not alone
G
You're a loser
A D
Just like me
[Ponte]
D7 D7 C7 D7
I got an appetite for gamblin'
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I got an appetite for samplin' every drug and sex toy I can find
C7
Go ahead baby, sing that song, come on!
D7 D7 C7 D7
I got no holes left to deflower
D7 D7 C7 D7
I sold my soul to save my power
D7
Now I'm on that demon's leash
Gm7 Am7 Bb7M Bº C
I'm trapped and it gets worse with every hour
[Refrão]
D E7
You're a loser, baby
G D A/C#
A loser, but just maybe if we
Bm7 E7 G A7 D
Eat shit together, things will end up differently
D E7
It's time to lose your self-loathin'
G D A/C#
Excuse yourself, let hope in, baby
Bm F#/A# A E/G#
Play your card, be who you are
[Final]
G F A7 D
A loser, just like me
