Hayseed Dixie

Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap

Hayseed Dixie


You're havin' trouble with your high school head 
He's givin' you the blues 
You wanna graduate but not in his bed 
Here's what you gotta do 
Pick up the phone, I'm always home, call me any time 
Just ring 36-24-36, hey, I lead a life of crime 

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) 
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) 
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) 
Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap 
Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap 

You got problems in your life of love 
You got a broken heart 
She's double dealin' with your best friend 
That's when the teardrops start fella 
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone or make a social call 
Come right in, forget 'bout him, ae'll have ourselves a ball 

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) 
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) 
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) 
Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap 
Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap 

If you got a lady, and you want her gone 
But you ain't got the guts 
She keeps a naggin' at you night and day 
Enough to drive you nuts 
Pick up the phone, leave her alone 
It's time you made a stand 
For a fee, I'm happy to be your back door man 

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) 
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) 
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) 
Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap 
Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap 

Cement shoes, hen hay (done dirt cheap) 
Neck ties, contracts, high voltage (done dirt cheap) 

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) 
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)