Hayseed Dixie

Centerfold

Hayseed Dixie


Does she walk? Does she talk? 
Does she come complete? 
My homeroom, homeroom angel 
Always pulled me from my seat 

She was pure like snowflakes 
No one could ever stain 
The memory of my angel 
Could never cause me pain 

Years go by I'm lookin' through a girly magazine 
And there's my homeroom angel on the pages in-between 

My blood runs cold 
My memory has just been sold 
My angel is the Centerfold 
Angel is the Centerfold 
My blood runs cold 
My memory has just been sold 
Angel is the Centerfold 

Slipped me notes under the desk 
While I was thinkin' about her dress 
I was shy I turned away 
Before she caught my eye 

I was shakin' in my shoes 
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues 
Something had a hold on me 
When angel passed close by 

Those soft and fuzzy sweaters 
To magical to touch 
To see her in that negligee 
Is really just too much 

My blood runs cold 
My memory has just been sold 
My angel is the Centerfold 
Angel is the Centerfold 
My blood runs cold 
My memory has just been sold 
Angel is the Centerfold 

It's okay I understand 
This ain't no never-never land 
I hope that when this issue's gone 
I'll see you when your clothes are on 

Take your car, yes we will 
We'll take your car and drive it 
We'll take it to a motel room 
And take 'em off in private 

A part of me has just been ripped 
The pages from my mind are stripped 
Oh no, I can't deny it 
Oh yea, I guess I gotta buy it! 

My blood runs cold 
My memory has just been sold 
My angel is the Centerfold 
Angel is the Centerfold 
My blood runs cold 
My memory has just been sold 
Angel is the Centerfold