My friend Lisa tells me that I should cheer up My fast forward's broken and my rewind is stuck I'm constantly depending on a bitter outlook One heartbreak per song, that's all that it took I wrote my best songs the day my ex flew away If I ever feel happy then I have nothing to say Sometimes I feel like I need a new girlfriend So she can break my heart and I can start writing again Ya gotta have lemons to make lemonade You can't see the rainbow till it rains on your parade This irony is a giant friggin joke My life feels better through a glass of whisky and coke So bring on the nightmares, I'll try and write them down If you ever see me smiling, please try and make me frown If I say life is sweet, take away my insulin Give me a lemonade sour and let the madness begin And when I've got one foot in the grave And you brew my funeral ale Make sure the piper's paid Give him a double vodka with a shot of lemonade Ya gotta have lemons to make lemonade You can't see the rainbow till it rains on your parade This irony is a giant friggin joke My life feels better through a glass of whisky and coke I got one foot in the grave I'm gonna find me some lemonade I got one foot in the grave I'm gonna find me some lemonade Ya gotta have lemons to make lemonade You can't see the rainbow till it rains on your parade This irony is a giant friggin joke My life feels better through a glass of whisky and coke