Tom: Am
C
Well, you met her at a pool party
Am
You thought that she was hot
C
Your head said yes, but your conscience told you
Am
that you better not
F
But you didn't care
G# G
'Cause you were thinkin' with your weenie
F
You couldn't resist her
G# G
in that little white bikini
Am
You didn't wear protection,
E
She was just a one night stand
Am
You got her high and screwed her
E
Never see her again
F G#
You had your fun, but tell me
G
Was it worth it?
F
If you only knew
G# G
Her dirty little secret
G# A# G# G
Yeah. Yeah, yeah yeah.
(chorus)
C Am G# G
She had syphilis and now you do too
C Am G# G
I bet you can guess how she gave it to you
C Am G# G
How many guys like you will she give it to?
G# G
Well, that's just life and it serves you right
C Am G# G
So whatcha gonna do?
C Am G# G
Whatcha gonna do?
