Tom: G G Bm C C G Bm C C G Bm C C G Bm C C [Verse 1] G C Greetings Sylvia Plath and Valerie Solonas G Bm C You're studying architecture and English gardens G C Tell me, is this column ionic or Corinthian? G Bm C As you stand contrapposto in my kitchen [Chorus] Am C G 'Cuz I am the fool D Am That sleeps beside the boots C G D Of the queen of mosquitoes Am C G Yeah, I am the fool D Am That sleeps beside the boots C G D Of the queen of mosquitoes [Bridge] G Bm C C G Bm C C [Verse 2] G C I went out to find myself a lighter G Bm C So I'd stop lighting cigarettes on the stove G C Eventually, that lighter, oh, it stopped a-workin' G Bm C And the stove looked at me like I was a fool (Which I was) [Chorus] Am C G 'Cuz I am the fool D Am That sleeps beside the boots C G D Of the queen of mosquitoes Am C G Yeah, I am the fool D Am That sleeps beside the boots C G D Of the queen of mosquitoes [Refrain] Bm Sometimes Em Everyone needs a miracle Bm And last night Em He was mine Bm Oh, sometimes Em Everyone needs a miracle Bm And last night Em He was mine [Outro] Am C And I am the fool Am C That sleeps beside the boots Am C G D Of the queen of all the mosquitoes G Bm C C G Bm C C G Bm C C G Bm C C G