Dear mom,
I'm sorry for all
those crazy things I did.
I'm sorry,
I was just a kid.
Like the time I put holes
in your wall with my ninja stars.
Or the time I feel asleep
and took the bumper off your car.
Dear mom,
I'm sorry for all
the things I'm doing now.
7 years in college
and I'm still not out.
Not a doctor or a lawyer,
in a crappy punk band.
25 years old and still more of
a kid than a man.
I'm sorry for being
a bum wastin' time dreaming.
I wish I had success for you.
So I could buy you
a house on the hill.
You could play bingo
and just chill.
I wish I had success of you.
