If I had money, tell you what I'd do I'd go downtown and buy a Mercury too I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury Gonna buy me a Mercury And cruise it up and down the road The girl a love, I stole her from a friend He got lucky, stole her back again Cause she knowed he had a Mercury She knowed he had a Mercury Gonna buy me a Mercury And cruise it up and down the road Hey there Mama, you look so fine Riding round in that Mercury '49 I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury Gonna buy me a Mercury And cruise it up and down the road My baby went out, she didn't stay long She bought herself a Mercury Come a-cruisin'home I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury Gonna buy me a Mercury And cruise it up and down the road