Tom: G
G
Well it don't take long to get there if you're high and pressurized
G
It ain't very far from nowhere if you're high and pressurized
G
And you do a better show there if you're high and pressurized
G D G
And the only way to go there is high and pressurized
G Am
Now I used to ride in buses and I hated every mile
D C G
Cause travelin' in a Greyhound ain't ridin' in style
G Am
Cause the damn thing's always broke down and the tires'll go flat
D C D G
I've always been against bussin' cause bussin' ain't where it's at
Chorus
Solo
Change Key to A
A Bm
Now I used to invite ladies for a grand tour of the bus
E A
But I look down the hallway and there'd be 15 more of us
A Bm
That's just one of the problems with a hillbilly bus
E D E A
But I'm a sophisticated singer now and a member of the mile high club
A
Well it don't take long to get there if you're high and pressurized
A
It ain't very far from nowhere if you're high and pressurized
A
And you do a better show there if you're high and pressurized
A E A
And the only way to go there is high and pressurized
Chorus
