Tom: C (F) THE UNIVERSE IS WEIRD I'm kinda freaking out (C) What the heck is this all about (F) (G) Infinite unbounded sets (C sus4) and hadronizing gluon jets (F) We'll never understand (C sus) Half of what we have at hand (F) (G) At least that's what I fear Bridge: Strum: UDUDUD C F (C) Cuz the universe is weird (Muted Strumming) An electron has a strong charge, as strong as a proton And a tiny mass but not nonexistant like the photon You might want to take a seat now, cause this might blow your mind It has mass and charge, yes, but not, apparently, a size There's a lot of stuff all around you right now Your chair your friend your planet and your sister's neighbor's cow Mundane mass and energy is all we know and undestand (Rest) but it's only 4% of what the universe has at hand cuz- (F) THE UNIVERSE IS WEIRD I'm kinda freaking out (C) What the heck is this all about (F) (G) Infinite unbounded sets (C sus) and hadronizing gluon jets (F) We'll never understand (C sus4) Half of what we have at hand (F) (G) At least that's what I fear Bridge: Strum: UDUDUD C F (C) Cuz the universe is weird (Muted Strumming) I was driving in a van with my brother and I said John, hey, guess what, like, dude, NO EDGE! Because the universe does not exist in any way we can conceive it No center, no edge, no none of that, whether or not you can believe it and Once upon a time, in a gassy liquid stew A molecule was like "hey, I turned me into you" This may be the biggest mystery of all the ones in which we dwell (Rest) How the universe created a tool with which to know itself cuz- (F) THE UNIVERSE IS WEIRD I'm kinda freaking out (C) What the heck is this all about (F) (G) Infinite unbounded sets (C sus) and hadronizing gluon jets (F) We'll never understand (C sus4) Half of what we have at hand (F) (G) At least that's what I fear Bridge: Strum: UDUDUD C F (C) Cuz the universe is weird (F) Oh yeah Oh it’s so weird It’s so frickin weird (C) Oh yeah the universe is weird (F) (G) The universe is weird (C sus) Oh why on Earth is the Earth so weird (F) And the universe (C sus) Oh why in the universe is the universe so weird (F) (G) It’s kinda freaking me out (F) I don’t know if you noticed but it’s freaking freaking me out it’s so weird (C) It’s so weird