Tom: F F C It’s the year 2163 F C Chester Barnes is risen from the dead F C And he’s coming round to creosote the fence F C And I for one feel Spartan and monastic. F C As the drama unfolds on the lawn F C There’s a wager between the staff and me F C That Barnsey can’t complete the job before F C Bb I take my final Stannah up the stairs to the stars. G D C D G D C D Papal entourage give us a song, papal entourage give us a song G D C D G D C D Papal entourage give us a song, papal entourage give us a song, sssh…. (instr) F C (x4) F C Granddaughter doesn’t wanna know F C Ever since she got into the charts F C Ask her what perfume she wears F C “Self-Righteous” by Anita Roddick. F C The doctor overrates me in my room F C And with the regularity of doom F C A geezer with a double-necked guitar F C Bb Comes and tells me Tales from Topographic Oceans. G D C D G D C D Papal entourage give us a song, papal entourage give us a song G D C D G D C D Papal entourage give us a song, papal entourage give us a song. (instr) Bb Em Bb Em Bb Em Bb D G D C D G D C D Papal entourage give us a song, papal entourage give us a song G D C D G D C D Papal entourage give us a song, papal entourage give us a song, sssh….