Tom: A
INTRO
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VERSE 1
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Well, the dish is too hot, you'll never guess what
E A
I've got Joy Division oven gloves
A
If it's her desire, I'll put my fingers in the fire
E A
'Cause I've got Joy Division oven gloves
E A
I've got Joy Division oven gloves
D E A A7
Ooh, ooh, tropical diseases
D E A A7
Ooh, ooh, chemical alarm
F E A
Ooh, ooh, I'm a little blasé
E A
In me Joy Division oven gloves
E A
In me Joy Division oven gloves
A - Bb - E x2
VERSE 2
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I've been here and I've been there
E A
In me Joy Division oven gloves
A
I've been to a post-punk postcard fare
E A
In me Joy Division oven gloves
D E A A7
Ooh, ooh, Nagasaki towpath
D E A A7
Ooh, ooh, tickling the laird
F E A
Ooh, ooh, checking out the Quantocks
E A
In me Joy Division oven gloves
E A
In me Joy Division oven gloves
G O
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D - E - A - A7 x2
A - E x2
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VERSE 3
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On a sinking ship a sailor yearns
E A
For his Joy Division oven gloves
A
Nero fiddles while Gordon Burns
E A
In his Joy Division oven gloves
A
Talk to the hands, talk to the hands
E A
In his Joy Division oven gloves
A
Dance, dance, dance, dance
E A
In your Joy Division oven gloves
D E A A7
Ooh, ooh, piccalilli shinpads
D E A A7
Ooh, ooh, polishing the knave
F E A
I keep wicket for the Quakers
E A
In me Joy Division oven gloves (repeat)
CODA
A E A D
My grandfather's clock was too tall for the shelf
A E A
So I sold it and opened up a stall
E A
Selling Joy Division oven gloves
E A
We got Joy Division oven gloves
E A
Get your Joy Division oven gloves
E Amaj7
Hallelujah
