Tom: F#m D The milk is sour G I've barely been to college D And I've been doubtful G Of all that I have dreamed of D G The brink of my existence essentially is a comedy D G The gap in my teeth and all that I can cling to D The milk is sour G Sha la la D Oom oom sha la la F Oom sha la la E D# D Oom oom sha la la D The milk is sour G With olives on my thumbs D G And all that I have stuck to and all that I have clung to D I've felt like a dog G This world that I have trusted D G Has been over and busted and rusted by an arbitrary sonogram D Sha la la G Oom oom sha la la D Oom sha la la G Oom oom sha la la D Oom sha la la F Oom oom sha la la E Oom sha la la D# D Oom oom sha la la D The milk is sour G With olives on my thumbs D And I've been out full G Of all that I have dreamed of D G The brink of my existence essentially is a comedy D G The gap in my teeth and all that I can cling to D The milk is sour Sha la la G Oom oom sha la la D Oom sha la la D Oom oom sha la la D Oom sha la la F Oom oom sha la la E Oom sha la la D# D Oom oom sha la la Dm D Dm If you don't go outside D Well nothing's gonna happen A D G She'll never write her number on a crumpled up napkin A D She'll never be your ego G She'll never be a bandit A D Dm D She'll never get to eat you like your heart's a pomegranate D I'm throwing out the milk G The olives got old D G I'm tired of my mind getting heavy with mold D I need to start a garden G I need to start a garden D I need to start a garden G I need to start a garden! D G Donna start a garden in my backyard D G I'm gonna start a garden in my backyard D G 'Cause making this song up is just as hard D G 'Cause making this song up is just as hard D Oom sha la la G Oom oom sha la la D Oom sha la la G Oom oom sha la la D Oom sha la la G Oom oom sha la la F Sha la la E Sha la la D# Sha la la