Tom: F#m E E E E E (x2) E7 E7 E7 E7 E7 E7 E7 E7 E7 E7 E7 E7 E7 E7 E7 E7 (x2) E [Verse 1] E If I was a miner, I'd sing about the mine F#m I'd tell you of the women, they'd love you for a time G D G D Love you for a time, take you to their home G D E If I was a miner, I'd make them my own E G Hey! Hey! Hey! D E Make them my own [Verse Intro] E7 [Verse 2] E If I was a banker, I'd take a widow's farm F#m I'd never work on Sunday, and I'd eat my biscuits warm G D G D I'd eat my biscuits warm, with some fruit from a jar G D E If I was a banker, I'd buy me a new car E G Hey! Hey! Hey! D E Buy me a new car [Verse Intro] E7 [Instrumental] (Verse sequence, no vocals) E F#m G D G D G D E G D E [Verse Intro] E7 [Verse 3] E If I was a preacher, I'd speak the holy word F#m I'd leave the church to ramble, and I'd congregate with birds G D G D I'd congregate with birds, and forget about the rest G D E You must believe in heaven if you wanna build a nest E G Hey! Hey! Hey! D E Wanna build a nest [Bridge] G D G D If your woman's stubborn and she's got cold feet G D E You take her to the laundromat and roll her in the sheets G D G D And if your woman's triflin', and she got no love G D E You take her to the river and you wash her in the flood E G Hey! Hey! Hey! D E Wash her in the flood E G Hey! Hey! Hey! D E Wash her in the flood E G Hey! Hey! Hey! D E Wash her in the flood