Tom: Em [Intro] Am E|---------------------------0---------| B|--0----0-----0------0----------0-----| G|-------------------------------------| D|-----2----2-----2------2-------------| x2 A|-----1----1-----1------1-------------| E|-----0----0-----0------0-------------| [Verse] Am E E|----------------------------------------3--1--0-|-0------------------------| B|---0----0---0------------------0------0---------|-2------------------------| G|------------------------------------------------|-2------------------------| D|------2---2---------------2-------2-------------|-1---0h1------------------| A|------1---1----3b--3b-p1----------1-------------|-0----------3b------0-----| E|------0---0-----------------------0-------------|-0--------0------0--------| E Am6 E|-0------0----0----0----0------0--2--4----| E|---------| B|--------------------------------------0--| B|---0-----| G|---2------2----2----2----2---------------| G|---2-----| on this chord D|---0h1p0--1----1----1----1---------------| D|---2-----| Some verses end A|---0------0----0----0----0---------------| A|---1-----| E|-----------------------------------------| E|---2-----| Am [bend] E I got myself a story that I would like to tell. E Am 'Cuz I was once like you are now, I guess it's just as well. Am [bend] E Got yourself a tan texas woman, beauty pageant crown, E Am But the crown don't look so pretty now... She's out runnin' around. [Verse] Am E I've done my share of waiting, child. I was a lonely boy. E But you can't spend your life just sitting around Am Am6 waiting for other folks to bring you joy. [Verse] Am E Now She was a restless woman with ramblin' on her mind. E Am And I was a sweet young innocent thing, just off the assembly line. Am E She took me right out on the highway. The lady had a feelin' for speed. E Am When we hit 69 on those high bankin' curves I thought, "Well this is all I'll ever need." [Verse] Am E The lady, she had her own set of habits. Do you really think that people can change? E Am She went out and found herself another cowboy. Broke my little home on the range. Am E It must have been sometime she was out buckin' broncos. I kept the torch lit at home. E Something -snapped-, and the torch went -out-, E Am and I came to this conclusion all on my own. [Chorus] Am E Rather than sittin' at home, a'waitin' all alone for some sweet woman to be through, E5 D5 C5 B5 E5 D5 C5 B5 E|-----------------------------------|------------------| B|---------7--------5------3-----2---|-7---5-----3--2---| G|-----------------------------------|------------------| D|---------9--------7------5-----4---|-9---7-----5--4---| A|-----------------------------------|------------------| E|-----------------------------------|------------------| You got to get yourself a sweet young innocent thing E D Am E|------------------0--2----4--0-------| B|----7--------5---------------0-------| G|-------------------------------------| D|----9--------7-----------------------| A|-------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------| and keep her home waitin' for you. [Bridge] (Spoken:) You ladies know what I'm talking about [Skat] Wop bop. Skeet skat ski-doo-bee-doo-bee dow A loop-i-dee doop-i-dee lop-bop-i-dee-doo... Leet dow, bit dow dow Leet skow bee dowp dowp Top dop bee doo-bi-de loo-bi-dee ... (Note: I can't really write this all down. Learn to fake it, or just skip this part.) [Verse] Am E They say that God took a rib from Adam. With this he gave eve life. E Am Well i don't put much stock in the bible. But this thought keeps me up at night. Am E 'Cuz if God took something from me to make my lady friend, E Am I think it was somethin' I was better off without. cuz' she stuck it right back in again. [Chorus] Am E Rather than sittin' at home, a'waitin' all alone for some sweet woman to be through, E5 D5 C5 B5 E5 D5 C5 B5 E|-----------------------------------|------------------| B|---------7--------5------3-----2---|-7---5-----3--2---| G|-----------------------------------|------------------| D|---------9--------7------5-----4---|-9---7-----5--4---| A|-----------------------------------|------------------| E|-----------------------------------|------------------| You got to get yourself a sweet young innocent thing E D Am E|------------------0--2----4--0-------| B|----7--------5---------------0-------| G|-------------------------------------| D|----9--------7-----------------------| A|-------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------| and keep her home waitin' for you.[Verse] Am E And if I sound a little bit harsh, how about you take a look at your own life? E Am If you haven't got your own share of scabs, just WAIT! You'll see that I'm right! [Chorus] Am E Rather than sittin' at home, a'waitin' all alone for some sweet woman to be through, E5 D5 C5 B5 E5 D5 C5 B5 E|-----------------------------------|------------------| B|---------7--------5------3-----2---|-7---5-----3--2---| G|-----------------------------------|------------------| D|---------9--------7------5-----4---|-9---7-----5--4---| A|-----------------------------------|------------------| E|-----------------------------------|------------------| You got to get yourself a sweet young innocent thing E D Am E|------------------0--2----4--0-------| B|----7--------5---------------0-------| G|-------------------------------------| D|----9--------7-----------------------| A|-------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------| and keep her home waitin' for you.... ************************************ | p Pull-off | b Bend | h Hammer-on